Doctors are bloody liars. With lotsa blood involve of course. They are not workin on themselves so how do they know. =( Common pharses that docters use - "Dont worry it doesnt hurt much." "Its just like an ant bite." "It'll just take awhile."

Dont they realise their awhile feels like an eternity to others.

Hmpf

Anyway i got stitched up for a first time. How painful. I am no worshipper of the morbid practice of self-inflicted injuries. Or should i say if i am to take a stand, i would be a typical antipodean. I could hardly stand any pain. Thinkin back, i didnt know how did i survive gettin a stitch on my wound without any anesthetic. That hook thingy needle thing stabbin into your flesh right beside a fresh bleedin wound and then more probin around with it. (i'll nv go fishin again) Simply gruesome sight. Bloody as well. It sounds like some sort of ancient heroic act in cheena novels where the hero do a DIY stitch on his own. But it was nothing heroic. It was so painful that my hand was shakin even after that. I am the poor victim of The Macabre of the Fallen Evaporating Dish. Hahahaa sound like the heroic cheena novel all again. And sometimes you translate tonight's chinese news highlights into english and you can get really funny stuff. In tonights' news, deity6 send some chinese spacemens into space and the spacemens and other crews are goin to be rewarded with crabs.

But its really uncomfortable with a bandage on your finger. There are so many things that cannot be done properly. No more finger-lickin good, no more computer games or anythin equivlent to intense chattin and so much more. Everythin doesnt feel right anymore. I feel like the most valuable and critical player on the team is on the beach due to injury and a very important match is just tomorrow. And the worst thing is that you have bet your entire fortune on that match DOH' It feels that bad.

Sometimes i think its more tiring to get to work than to actually do work. Doin my daily sprint to the bus stop, runnin down the stairs/escalators of the various mrt stations and it seems that im always slightly later. The red Arriving flashin, NEVER beside the Pasir Ris, ALWAYS the Boon Lay, when i am still outside the station. This is so sickening. It doesnt matter if i leave my place 5mins earlier or even catch the earlier bus, it always turns out to be the same, BoonLay Arriving(And in this case means less than 10secs before opening the door). I always try to tell myself not to think of it as a very long journey but instead im leavin early to avoid the mornin rush. How silly.

Some UN chief nuclear watchdog won the nobel peace prize this year. He look like hes wearin one of those funny disguise thingy with the typical harrypotter specs, big nose and moustache. Something like the Spinning Groucho but just with rebonded moustache. He could easily look like a character who walk stright out from a Mary poppins musical, all he need is a more fanciful suit and a hat. Hehe but i would smile like that too if i won the £725,000 peace prize =D



Many years ago on this day Christopher Columbus landed somewhere in Bahamas or so. His voyages are somewhat significant in someway. Singapore should celebrate this day too. Hmpf and the coffeebean sticky dates cheesecake sucks la, its just normal chicago cheesecake with some sort of red dates in it(not sure whether its red but can taste the skin of the dates). Yucks.

Lovely eggs

Lovely eggs
Originally uploaded by Abducted by pirates.

Abit lanky but other than that quite a beautiful set of hearts yeah. And trust me, no one in the right state of mind will feel like eatin it before cuttin it apart even if the serpent is around to tempt one into it. Yup its that ugly on the outside.