east coast park..
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went to the beach when i finally got a day off sch.. beautiful beach.. ppl suntanin n all.. n talkin bout sun tannin.. (although im not kuilin.. who knows so much bout sun tannin n how to get a sexy n hot body n all)

SUN TANNIN LAW 1 :
Thou shall not fall asleep


n to all MEN:
Thou shall not art in thine thongs/g strings


Its unslightly n indecent.. whether u are a hunk or a middle age peh peh..
if u are a hunk with a gd body n all.. u look gay
if u are a middle age pehpeh.. u look like a pervert..
if u are fat n got a weird smile.. u look like a fat pervert...


n it doesn help if you try to position yaself in such a way tt ur penis is facin 2 ladies... or shld i say a protrudin tissue covered by a thin layer of fabric tt is surrounded by a valley of fats... this is simply disgustin...


Alas, we have to leave.. due to the fact tt we are conservative females with upbringin of the traditional asians values embedded into us.. what a waste of sunlight n public space.... n if u are one of tt kinda above.. becareful of evil gals with cams on dem....

n who says man with a row of hair runnin in the middle of the stomach is sexy.... well.. he did manage to protect his own identity by the massive amt of adipose tissue he proudly own...
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wow.. is this for helicopters to land?? y paint the rocks black n draw white cross on it?? or is it for cult practice???
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we were at the mainland fishie farm.. n they sell icecream there.. hahaa
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zz take foto with ray wo.. hahahaa
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html?menu=news.quirkies
have anyone notice this b4?? hahaa i didn....

today is the most awkward day in my life.. i felt like a schmuck... speakin suddenly became a chore... i've juz realise tt its really hard to find a ans when each question is ask as a statement.. fumblin for the right words to say n avoidin eye contact at all cost.. horrible.. HAIRY TAN MAO EN! ya noe who u are k.. ya dun anyhow xiong2 yong3 ppl horz.. so bad one lehz... =(

happy thaipusum!
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Happy thaipusum! didn know it was thaipusum until my bus pass by parkmall.. there was these half naked indians carryin tt spiky thingy with flower on top n thick needles stickin right into the skin.. they were marchin frm somewhere tt seems too far to parkmall.. it seems to hurt.. nv understand y doesn it hurts them.. juz imagine havin tt weight on ya.. n the only support is needles tt stick into ya epidermis.. perhaps like lyin on a bed of nails.. got more needle means more support.. but arghhh still v pain la.. or how can they run on hot charcoal barefooted?? i think it hurts even to run on charcoal which is not hot.. either they got really thick soles or tts y they RUN...


tuesdays are horrible.. esp CSW.. think im gonna do really really bad for it.. how can anyone identify the errors in tt paragraph n correct it excatly the way she does?? cant she see.. communications are means to exchange information.. language is juz the expression of information which in most of the time pose as a barrier or restriction in communication.. flowery speeches or beautiful wordins shld juz be for recreational purposes mahz.. can make a point can liaoz.. i think all ppl who love english will hate me.. hahaaa n sorry wo brinjal.. i promise not to team up with ya n take part in spellin bee k.. hahahaa somehow i juz got big big prob with spellin la.. maybe shld juz tk uncle mok suggestion right.. to scribble over the words tt i cant spell.. =P

zhen zhu nai cha frm taiwan...
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Sometimes ya juz cant blame angmos who find asian drinks simply disgustin (although personally i dun find chrysanthemum or the so-called forbidden yellow 5 food colorin a prob), but the pearl milk tea is excatly wad jeff describe... http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/asiandrink/pearlmilk.html
juz look at the color of it.. it looks horrible n its TRUE tt theres paint flecks in it.. it looks more like dandraff to me..n the lil starch balls are white.. they are actually sago la.. those irregular shape one.. its not even round.. shldn call them balls.. didn anyone know tt objects tt are call balls shld be spherical in shape??? haiz its better to drink this with ya eyes close.. its still alright when ya didn get to see how bad it look.. im now thinkin twice whether to try the canned papaya milk....... wonder how ppl get these ideas anyway...

Last wed went oh chin huat farm, oh farms, for agrotech prac.. hehe abit lag.. juz uploaded the fotos only.. hehe agrotech aint as bad as i thot actually.. got field trip.. my 1st field trip in poly unless sellin flag aso consider field trip la.. hehe still gonna go fishie farm soonz..


Oh Farms comprises 228 tropical greenhouses built on 2.4 hectares of land located within Singapore's Nee Soon Agrotechnology Parks. The company's high-technology products which include hydroponic vegetables, aromatic herbs and spices have brought significant benefits, both tangible and intangible, to the consumers. (www.ohfarms.com.sg, 18th Jan 2005)


but JJ says tt the hydroponic veggie is more crunchy n contains more fibre.. hehe my tastebuds not sensitive enough.. not designed to detect such differences in ppm.. hhahahaa hydroponics.. aeroponics.. grown in soil.. in NFT.. all taste the same to me.. veggie is veggie mahz.. veggie taste de.. maybe taste of chlorophyll lo.. but the veggies quite nice la.. all full of palisade mesophylls de..


n tt bottle of peppermint crystals tt i bought.. it smells really nice but not excatly the function of what tt lady say.. she say it will perk one up upon smellin it.. esp useful in class when one is feelin slpy.. but it doesn work at all.. but when ya sniff real hard or open ya mouth to talk while smellin tt.. the tiny pieces of the crystal will go into ya mouth.. not much taste but got tt peppermint taste lo.. i still dun understand how did the peppermint crystals can smell tt nice but peppermint tea smells like herbal remedy.. so far i've been smellin tt bottle of crystals everyday.. well.. more like sniffin.. lucky i didn bought glue.... at least it doesn have any hallucination effects but its really tt addictive... but come to think bout it.. is this crystals considered organic solvents.. lydat sniffin it might be causin harm to the cells in my lungs lehz.. nvm got my marcophages.. wahahhaahaa they wu di one!
i think im goin crazy le.. this aint gonna help.. marcophages will die aso... oh im so dead..... nvm la at least its not thinin my cell membrane of my brain cells.. haiz so many things to do.. gonna prepare slides for tml liaoz la.. immunosuppressive therapy.. how borin can things get?

still prefer them in thousand island dressin..
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JJ with the veggies..
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ke ai de derrick with pandan cake behind him..
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Samu with ChinHuat's tank
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east coast park is beautiful nia..
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Utt is auctionin off his tshirt for tsunami aid relieve!!! but the highest bid is only S$106.50.. n denise keller who auction a postcard with her lipprint actually got S$130 le!! muz be some guai4 peh peh droolin infront of her pic n want her lip print so very much.. n when he gets it.. he is goin to place his lips right onto denise kellers' lip print.. this is so gross.. but well.. theres 7more days.. see which peh peh has the highest bid!

http://page.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com/sg/auction/88906344?aucview=0x30

shut up when I'm talking to you

shut up, shut up, shut up

shut up when I'm talking to you

shut up, shut up, shut up

I'm about to BREAK

Everything you say to me

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

I need a little room to breathe

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

Everything you say to me

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

I need a little room to breathe

I got 99 problems

And I'm about to

BREAK

Tomorrow is tuesday againz.. cant we juz go without tuesdays? we will be juz fine with the rest of the days.. monday followed by wednesday.. how gd..


Anyway.. i juz had a corned beef sandwich from Hans.. quite nice.. but have anyone wonder y are corned beef called corned beef? n corned is the past tense somemore.. was the cows corny?? or is there a mysterious cornin process tt is secretly takin place in some hidden underground chamber? or did they douse the beef with "conc" acid? or is there corn paste in the beef?? if its sold in mei zhen xiang den its will be called mince beef la.. if its juz a technique to mince up meat.. y isnt there corned chicken.. corned salmon.. corned ham or even corned corn.. its interestin how ppl name food...

GUGUcountryclub lehz.. they even got their club name affix on their bike in golden wordins..
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First pray:Sporty and friendly GuGu country club
we make the world happy
people support us!
oi!!!

2nd pray:This is the rythem of the nite!
Yo ah yo!
oh nite!
ko lo yo!
oh yeah!
wan shui!
wan wan shui!(both hands mus 90 degree put straight out)

excerpt taken from someones frenster testimonial..


wahlau.. actually got ppl more lame den us.. our GrandUnion (GU) not zai enough lehz.. we got prom bazaar n recruitment drive onli.. they still got their own prayers lehz.. hahhaaa

Sch have started.. can feel it with my eyes closed..


http://www.alienware.com/main_home_office.aspx
Anyway.. these coms damn stylo lehz.. hahaa but any pc from any astrological celestial bodies shld be better den mine la.. always stuck somewhere.. n everythin tt i try to do is illegal n keep askin me to send tt dumb error report.. the microsoft guys are not gonna get me a new pc.. no pt sendin dem tt darn report..


yes i noe tt im really indecisive.. but y muz all the companies provide us.. the great consumers.. with tt much of choices.. always makin me walk ard ponderin on the choices tt are drownin me.. esp food.. but i juz couldnt set my taste buds in advance to be able to figure out which flavor i would favor b4 i tasted it mahz.. i really tried hard to sort thru my past memories of past tastes le but i juz dun seems to get excatly wad i wanted so sensually n with a flavor sensation so strong to make me decide on it.. n of coz it had to be chemically exact tt it will benefit my entire body n not leave a lingerin aftertaste tt i loath.. but how can anyone achieve such a considerate deliberate result if one do not pore over a written menu?? so pls pardon me if im readin the menu as if its really tt captivatin.. hahahaa

Happy new yr.. so i manage to stay alive for another yr yeah...


Somehow this new yr doesn seems to be as significant as those b4.. it marks the start of a new year but so.. i have a new yr every yr and the yr after.. couldn be bothered to squeeze myself like packed sardine or feel others sweatin smelly bodies surroundin me.. moreover.. its rainin.. alas i prefer the comfort of my own home.. no fireworks.. hmpf.. there even seems to be a hint of melancholy in the winds after this calamitous yr tt we've been thru... so heres my new yr resolution:

1. Find a job when i grad - addin on to the unemployment figure is on the last of my list...


2. Not to kena or die of dengue - wad SARS scare is there compared to dengue which spore had more than 8500 reported case last yr n 3 dead.. there aint alot of people tt got SARS...


3. Find a new legimate source of free mp3 downloads online - this is v impt although the cds at chinatown aint ex... or maybe hope tt i wun get caught while dlin at the not so legimate sources..


4. Stay vigilant - for terrorist attacks.. tsunamis.. cylones.. earthquakes.. esp tsunami.. pls.. juz miss my flat... dun come by the east coast of spore..


5. Do not overeat - overeat as i always do and feel miserable after tt.. den i hafta puke.. i dun want to get bulima...


6. Accidentally forget bout my annual dental checkup - hate dentists... weird ppl who floss their teeth after every single meal.. the only floss i like is those spicy ones on my bun.. n i nv believe anyone will enjoy goin to the dentist.. well unless one got no teeth at all n the dentist dun intend to fix ya a new set...


7. Squander my life by slpin.. - tt had always been my ambition.. to slp n do nth at all..


8. Not to neglect some stuff.. - no matter how busy i am ;)


9. Not to fall aslp on my bus or train n miss my stop.. - it does happens.. really..


10. Not to be a schmuck..
im sure theres lots more but i couldn think of any right now.. my eyes are closin.. so the list goes on..