Thursday, March 31, 2005
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The streets are infested with worms. Black, fat, wrigglin worms that are around 1inch in length. All the way from the underpass to blk29. Dead ones, viable ones all over the place.
Luckily i got this habit of lookin at the ground when i walk, had never found it useful until last night. Simply disgustin, was in the underpass when i thought i notice one movin black object which obviously is the worm la.. WTF!! GOT WORM! so i carefully move my leg so that the worm wun get in contact with me. Still quite cool bout the worm who wanna enjoy the seabreeze when suddenly WAHLAO!!! GOT WORMSSSS!! Arghhhh worms! Completely freak out, abit too much for me to take. YUCKS I HATE WORMS (esp those that move fast). Traumatized lehz. Got bad experience with worms nia, never forgot that time when i laugh at the worm at fc2. "hahahahaa see this worm look like toilet brush!" n it ended up on my tshirt. DUH i had learned and will nv laugh at worms again. So dun laugh at me when i scare of worms mahz.
But how did so many worms got there? Lao he say maybe becoz of the earthquake but quite unlikely, it wasnt there when i went over. Or izzit some dumb person who dun like our SM Goh so bought a whole packet of worms and throw all over marine parade but the worms finished before even reachin east coast. Or from some tree? Argghhh but i cant seems to get the image out of my mind, black worms all over the streets. And some guy simply walk on them, the little worms squashed with their insides spilled out. YUCKS i shall refrain from goin over to east coast for the time being. Argghh n by just typin this i feel itchy all over.
Monday, March 28, 2005
I feel like the dui-est person in the world ever. Wanzi, 50cent extra for the bottle of conditioner is not dui at all. I have started usin original spearmint source conditioner coz it makes me feel like a strip of chewin gum but tts not the main point. I first saw it at carrefour sellin at $7.50 and being the niao person tt i am i refuse to buy it. Next, i saw it again at my neighbourhood guardian sellin at $5.50. Wow $2 less lehz.. this time i cant resist the temptation. Everything seems fine until i went to cold storage today. Wahlao got discount lehz.. sellin at $2.95!! its 2 times lesser than the original price!! Why lydat one? Close to the expiry date? but after examin the entire bottle PLUS the fine prints, i couldn find any expiry date. Dui dui dui dui dui.. but bein the typical kiasu sporean i am i bought a bottle of it too but juz 1 bottle (juz in case elsewhere is sellin it for $1.. hmpf)
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Today is suppose to be the official last day of school. I am this close to gettin the rectangular piece of white paper better known as "diploma". Three years. We didn juz go to sch to aquire knowledge. We went school to get a cert. Its somethin like i not only went to poly, i graduated." This is one of the aftereffects of modern education. Three years of laid back attitude in the area of intellectual pursuits, its not easy to start workin downright hard now. Perhaps abit too late also to knit all those facts into a coherent whole now and sit for the exam in a wk time or so. I dun even have a rudimentary knowledge of some of the fundamental principles. Sad case. I guess it will be revolutionary instead of evolutionary for me to start bia-ing now. Hahaa Anyway, i guess im just not ready, to go out and deal with the ambiguity of real-world situations. But i will work well, hahaa dowan corporate and business leaders to complain bout the younger workers inabilities and renders young people unable to compete once they leave the classroom. (like some of the extremely smart ppl)
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Saturday, March 19, 2005
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Sunday, March 13, 2005
And theres smth wrong with the light in my room.. not spoil but somehow when ya on it, there will be this period of transition where the room will be in partial light/darkness... i hate tt time esp when i need to get into the room to get smth fast but i simply refuse to step into the room unless its fully illuminated.. tt period is even worst den darkness.. in darkness at least ya didn know what lies b4 ya but in this state ya can see but uncomfortable with it.. v hard to describe but its like ya can see v clearly wadever tt is in the room but the light is dim n it looks like the light source have been covered in a v thin layer of black cloth.. n it also seems like the light source is turned on n off v v v fast like once in a zillion second.. n i got no idea how to fix it.. haiz..
Saturday, March 12, 2005
n after today i will nv laugh at mr goh for his kiasi-ness again.. today his QC lesson machiam character education lydat.. wad adultary la.. work attitude la.. n yea juz take some blue-collar job yeah.. but if given a choice would one forgo the while-collar job and be a plumber instead??
hmmm but anyway i also as kiasi as him la.. on my way home i was crossin the road when my tt red sling bag suddenly give way(no wonder sell so cheap.. maybe this is a sign frm above to ask me get a new bag)... it landed on my foot.. eh quite pain lo (both my foot n my heart *i think its my ipod tt hit my foot*) but followed by natural instinct i bended down to grab my bag.. i was still in the middle of the road and i saw a cab comin towards me.. y do all cab drivers drive so fast?? but i will only stop complainin bout how fast they drive when im on it lo.. somemore its a bend.. slow down slightly mahz.. wad if ppls bag drop in the middle of the road suddenly how.. n it doesn seems to slow down fast enough.. i kanjiong den faster pick up my bag n ran.. and due to my kanjiongness i didn even see if theres any car comin towards me.. but tt cabbie is sooOoOO close to me lo.. if i delay for another 5-10sec i would be lyin on the middle of the road liao.. so bad one lehz.. but when i got to my block.. my heart was still racin lo.. can pratically feel tt cabbie knock me down liaoz... scary....
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Monday, February 28, 2005
Sunday, February 20, 2005
"Imagine a widely used and expensive prescription drug that promised to make us beautiful but didn't. Instead the drug had frequent, serious side effects: It induced stupidity, turned everyone into bores, wasted time, and degraded the quality and credibility of communication. These side effects would rightly lead to a worldwide product recall." (http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.09/ppt2.html)
But anyway still manage to go to river angpow to get a late feel of the cny festive mood.. n goin places lydat really bring the auntie out of ya.. we were lookin ard at 1st but theres this da shi who sae there is some red light in this basin thingy tt is covered with a yellow cloth with words tt dun make any sense to me.. so tt guy was actually sellin oilment.. n the next guy know smth bout feng shui.. to find a got fu qi husband.. ya juz hafta look at his face.. he muz have a high forehead.. round face.. onion nose.. hehe juz picture.. im sure he will die of either cardic arrest or stroke.. n by then maybe he can buy the oilment from the 1st guy who claims tt his oilment will help to prevent stroke.. n thinkin back.. i couldn believe tt i actually stand there for 1hr or so with my heavy bag to listen to all the crap.. the next guy was 1st talkin bout fengshui.. then bout goin to thailand to pray to another da shi.. lam po kun.. den even got fotos of andy lau.. jackie chan with lam po kun.. n guess how does it works.. ya have to be generous and tt da shi will knock ur head hard with a stick.. n ya will have a blessed life.. even if it really works.. this guy make it sounds like a hoax.. but at the end of it.. he gave us a fo pai each and ask us to frame it with gold.. n he have it for $20.. haha actually quite easy $.. there are ppl who actually pay for it.. juz stand there n talk.. n yea the finale.. the basin with red light n ya suppose to see numbers on it.. i am disappointed.. tt 2 guys assure us tt we will be able to see it.. but damn it.. its a piece of red paper with numbers soak in the water.. of coz we can see it la! we are not blind wad.. n i didn even go buy 4d.. n y would everyone see diff numbers? coz its written in such a way tt ya can see the 6 as 9 mahz.. and it depends on in which sequence do ya look at it.. i will nv believe all this anymore le.. i think sch work is stressin me out and have to turn to all this for entertainment.. dun ask me.. i couldn believe it either....








